If you were born after 1985 you’re too young and stupid to get this! Don’t buy a ticket! The show is on a Thursday–the bars are open, you should just go drink with your stupid friends. Now for you folks born before ‘85, get a babysitter, George will teach you how to interact with your kids, your friends, your parents and God! And as for you Baby Boomers, grab $100 bucks from under the mattress and get to the Gallagher-Bluedorn so you can learn how to intereact with all the ladies at the nursing home!

It’s “In Your Face” intelligent comedy with an emphasis on human nature and language…it’s George Carlin, comic icon, what else is there to say?

*Yeah, there’ll be adult content and language!

Vance Gilbert will be the opening act for George Carlin.

Thursday, September 21   7:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m.